Dear LOL Santa,



I've mostly been good. Except for my Halloween indiscretion. And since I know you like to dres up too , I thought I might take this opportunity to request a thing or two for my stocking or under our virtual tree this year, if I may be so bold, sir.



Since the life expectancy of threads have now been significantly diminished, could we have a place for things that are community oriented that persist for the sole purpose of persisting? For example, a recipe forum where we could put our talk back cook book. I may find a good recipe this holiday season and would love to share it with all my talkback friends and have it all in one spot for future reference. And maybe another for jokes, as that seems to be a popular yet timeless subject. And maybe one for gardening, because I sure got a bunch of inspiration from the victory Garden thread that Horns started (I think).



Anyway if you and your elves could consider these revisions to the current format it would be greatly appreciated.



In awe of your greatness,

BuffaloBill



ps. I tried to write this with dislexic letters but that was too tuff so you will just have to except the mispellings and gramatical errors thx

Dear LOL Santa

I have been a very good girl this year. As a matter of fact, I've been a good girl for four years on LOL.

So, for my grownup Christmas wish, I'd like to be able to post photos whether they're my personal photos or photos that I find online.

Sincerely

Kate

Dear Billy,

I received your letter and will put in a word with the LOL Boss about the recipe forum. I do, however, need to discuss something with so that we are clear.

My 'dressing up' as you put it, and your 'dressing up' are two different things. This beard, few extra pounds, heavy red suit, the whole get-up is functional. The beard maintains my anonymity while also serving as a great food trap. The suit is a wool-poly blend for warmth and coated in a fine red layer of Gortex® for water-proofing. This can in no way be considered your style of 'dress up'. Quite honestly, I find your 'dressing up' a little disturbing. You are also NOT getting the heels and feather boa on your list.

Signed,
Santa

P.S. You know that whole "(I) see you when you're sleeping, see you when you're awake" gig? It's true. Billy, you need to stop posing in front of the mirror and saying what you would do to yourself.

Gortex is a registered trademark of W.L. Gore & Accociates. Inc.

Dear Kate,

You have been a good girl this year. And everybody knows that good girls go to heaven. But Kate, for godsake girl. Have you not yet learned that while good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere? Loosen the bone, Wilma. Be bad for awhile! Now send those photos to me, santa@lancasteronline.com and I'll see that they are passed along to the LOL Boss.

Signed,
Santa

I'm getting the feeling that you are the Santa that likes cigars and 12 year old scotch left by the tree...

Preferably Cubans. Scotch, tequila, bourbon...does not really matter. Big points with the fat bearded man for those.

And maybe a few gift certificates to the Heart Attack Cafe?

ROFL, You're definately a Bad Santa!
It puts the presents into the sleigh.
(this thread could go down hill fast)

No offense Bill, that was classic!

Dear LOL Santa,



Thanks for the response, I guess some people could say I get under their skins. See through, baby blue.



Happy travels.

BB

Precious. Preeeeeeeeeccciiioooooooouuuuuuuuuusss.

Sounds like BB doesn't have to worry about the scotch and cigars. Which is a little disturbing to think about, given the context of the comments....

Oh Santa

When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm better. Meet me for spiked egg nog and we'll see where it goes.

Why are Artie See and other computer aficionados able to post images but not the average computer challenged woman like myself? I was posting beautiful holiday photos a few or more years ago and now can no longer do so. (plus my digital camera bit the dust).

Sincerely

Kate

Kate, is it because the images are more than 100 KB or whatever the limit is? That's why I can never post anything unless I find something on the internet that is small enough.

http://www.irfanview.com/



freeware to resize your pics

i gotta feeling someone around here ain't gonna like that!!!

Well, let me tell you, Santa likes mixing it up. A White Owl and a 'union beer' just does not cut it when it comes to a fickle Kringle. Gimme a Cuban and some Bacardi. I like my Havana hang ups.

Kate....LOVED the poem....THANKS!!!

dear lol santa claus~
i haven't been very good. i think i got sent to the abyss.
i prayed for buffalo to come back.
and i felt really mean things towards two posters.
so i don't think that my wish will be granted, but still.
please, please, please still be here for us, on talkback.
sincerely,
why?