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solitary
http://www.meeja.com.au/articles/chinese-f...e-of-submarines

Given enough time (which I have precious little), it's very likely I would delve into submarines, drag racers or some other home made device of peril. I have little time, because I have to work. Winning the lottery would eliminate the need to work, because I would give my job to some one who needs it (hey! I always said I'd give to charity!) and that would give me the time to make these contraptions, most likely one if not all would have the ability to kill me, such as when the air hose slips into the water when I'm at the bottom of the lake I made using my rickety slapped together bulldozer.

But for a Chinese farming with no education and no or I should say little access to what you would need to build a sub? I give him a big thumbs up. Both thumbs, I'd probably have cut one off by now if I wasn't working.
Chance
If I win the lottery I would retire my beloved camaro and buy a lightly used Dodge Viper-red-manual. Give the kid this house and buy one with a small barn and about an acre of ground and buy two leopard appaloosa horses. I'd be living the dream. smile.gif
clanker
I'll never win the lottery because I don't play. The lottery is punishment for people who are bad at math.
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