 Naked man goes on rampage at hotel and store |
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 Mar 15 2008, 06:51 PM
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Mar 15 2008, 08:21 PM
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"Sacred cows make the best hamburger"  Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 4,739 Joined: 20-February 01 From: Stevens, PA, USA Member No.: 104 |
OK gang - let's have some
fun and get creative! [left]rh [/left]
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 Mar 15 2008, 08:30 PM
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Grand Poobah Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 3,268 Joined: 14-May 07 From: United States of America Member No.: 7,698 |
ok...I'll give it a shot...
Caption 1: What aisle is the gravy in? Capition 2: Dude, no shirt, no shoes, no service |
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Mar 15 2008, 08:53 PM
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Small Town Porch Talker Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 3,036 Joined: 12-January 06 From: Holtwood, PA Member No.: 4,583 |
Does the naked guy have a cigarette in his mouth?
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Mar 15 2008, 09:13 PM
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Eye seez u Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 4,636 Joined: 27-July 01 From: Lancaster City Member No.: 246 |
#1: MMMMMgrrrrrDribbledribblesnort RUMPH!! Arugulaharharlalalalalala Narrrrggggh.... snort snort huf huf huf. Grunt.
#2: Um, excuse me sir? This is a non-smoking facility. You'll need to extinguish that outside before you continue shopping. This post has been edited by citydweller: Mar 15 2008, 09:14 PM |
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Mar 15 2008, 09:25 PM
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Talkback Addict Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 1,025 Joined: 30-March 01 From: Lancaster Member No.: 131 |
QUOTE(Lancaster Online @ Mar 15 2008, 06:51 PM) [snapback]366688[/snapback] Post your thoughts and comments about this article. #1 Where's the bathroom? #2 Sorry, you'll have to use the one at McDonalds. |
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Mar 15 2008, 09:38 PM
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Newbie Group: New Members Posts: 1 Joined: 15-March 08 Member No.: 9,040 |
Caption #1 - It sure is cold in the frozen food aisle.
Caption #2 - That's obvious. |
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Mar 15 2008, 09:42 PM
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Kate Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 10,463 Joined: 22-August 02 From: Lancaster Member No.: 803 |
#1 I'm looking for cigarettes and condoms. Do you know which aisle they're in?
#2 Where you'll be going you won't be using either cigarettes or condoms. This market doesn't sell either item. |
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Mar 15 2008, 10:21 PM
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GROUNDPOUNDER Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 2,713 Joined: 16-April 06 Member No.: 5,290 |
#2. Sir, this is a non-smoking store.
#1. But, PML, said I was allowed to smoke anywhere I want. |
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Mar 15 2008, 10:46 PM
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Eye seez u Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 4,636 Joined: 27-July 01 From: Lancaster City Member No.: 246 |
QUOTE(groundpounder @ Mar 15 2008, 10:21 PM) [snapback]366722[/snapback] #1. But, PML, said I was allowed to smoke anywhere I want. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol_lmao.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol_lmao.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol_lmao.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol_lmao.gif) |
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Mar 15 2008, 11:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 486 Joined: 11-March 05 Member No.: 2,621 |
I like how he got bail set at $200,000.
At least the next time I go on a wrecking spree, I'll know my bail will be set at double the amount of that of a drunk stupid twit who murdered three people. |
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Mar 15 2008, 11:29 PM
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be who you are Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 3,126 Joined: 31-August 05 Member No.: 3,526 |
QUOTE(dean @ Mar 15 2008, 11:26 PM) [snapback]366731[/snapback] I like how he got bail set at $200,000. At least the next time I go on a wrecking spree, I'll know my bail will be set at double the amount of that of a drunk stupid twit who murdered three people. That is really screwed up! So things are worth more than 3 lives. No wonder the world is going to h*ll in a hand basket! |
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Mar 15 2008, 11:33 PM
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Newbie Group: New Members Posts: 1 Joined: 15-March 08 Member No.: 9,042 |
My bf and I were at darrenkamps that night... we just heard tons of banging around and thought they were moving stuff then we were that guy was destorying the store... a little late I heard some guy yelling for cigerettes and looked down the asile and saw the naked guy.. . deff. and odd night
QUOTE(sandyinholtwood @ Mar 15 2008, 08:53 PM) [snapback]366698[/snapback] Does the naked guy have a cigarette in his mouth? yea, the guy walking with him actaully got him to calm down by saying he would get him cigerettes if he'd calm down and talk |
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Mar 15 2008, 11:35 PM
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GROUNDPOUNDER Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 2,713 Joined: 16-April 06 Member No.: 5,290 |
Not that I think the bail on the woman that killed those three men was right but you have to remember that bail is to ensure that someone shows up for all their court dates. The woman is a life long resident of Lanc Co. The naked guy is from Luzerne Co, so that is why the bail was so high. Plus he might have flashed the DJ so he set higher bail.
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Mar 16 2008, 01:09 AM
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"Sacred cows make the best hamburger" Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 4,739 Joined: 20-February 01 From: Stevens, PA, USA Member No.: 104 |
Hi gang - they are great. Here are some of mine. #1 is easier to come up with than #2 for me - so there's more of one than the other!
#1 That pamphlet for the nudist colony said that there's so many people – it looks like I'm the only naked guy here! #1 I'm sure my towels nearby... #1 This traveling light is sure hard on your feet. #1 I can't believe I forgot my hat! #1 Where are the hot dog rolls? #1 Woot! Spring is here! #1 Did you see that hot chick looking at me? #1 What a guy has to do when he forgets the soap. #1 I thought I forgot something – where did I put that Darrenkamp's Gold Card? #1 How do you think I can count to twenty-one? #2 Gee, I have no idea why anyone would be looking at you. #2 That's right - I forgot the baby powder #2 No, I am not impressed #2 Hey – looks like it's getting a little cold outside? #2 Are you Jewish too? #2 Better watch where those ashes fall! rh This post has been edited by RonHarper: Mar 16 2008, 01:11 AM |
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