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 Jul 18 2007, 05:55 PM
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Jul 18 2007, 07:04 PM
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The time is always right to do what is right.  Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 7,458 Joined: 13-July 04 Member No.: 1,654 |
Gil said....
QUOTE Q. How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Neocons don’t bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire Q. How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? A:None. Liberals wouldn’t actually change the light bulb, but they would show compassion for it by talking a lot about how terrible it is in the dark and more funding is needed to improve the 60 watt bulbs up to a bright and productive 100 watts. Than they would screw the tax payer to pay for it, even though they had no plans to screw it in. or.... It would take at least ten, as they would need to have a discussion about whether or not the light bulb exists. Even if they could agree upon the existence of the light bulb they still would not change it to keep from alienating those who might use other forms of light. Q. Who was the first liberal? A. Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was,l eft there not knowing where he’d been and did it all on borrowed money. [b]Q.What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A. A puppy stops whining after it grows up. |
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Jul 18 2007, 10:44 PM
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Grand Poobah Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 2,085 Joined: 18-January 05 Member No.: 2,345 |
smacked it out of the park, goldi.
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Jul 19 2007, 12:05 AM
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Hello! Is this thing on? Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 6,483 Joined: 4-November 04 Member No.: 2,051 |
How many neo-cons does it take to turn Iraq into a quagmire?
How many neo-cons does it take to let Osama bin Laden off the hook for 911? How many neo-cons does it take to drag America's good name through the mud? How many neo-cons are actually serving in the war war they started? |
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Jul 19 2007, 06:12 AM
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a voice crying in the wilderness Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 8,798 Joined: 9-July 06 Member No.: 5,729 |
why did the neocon cross the road?
to be with the other chickens. why did the neocon pretend to be a christian? to fool the truly stupid. how many neocons does it take to tell the truth? none, they are all pathological liars. why was the neocon a chicken? duh!!!! |
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Jul 19 2007, 06:24 AM
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a voice crying in the wilderness Group: Senior Members x 2 Posts: 8,798 Joined: 9-July 06 Member No.: 5,729 |
how many neocons volunteered to fight in iraq?
just kidding. pretty funny tho, the idea of some yeller neocon fighting a war they support.LOL |
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Jul 19 2007, 11:31 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 180 Joined: 21-December 05 Member No.: 4,491 |
How do you know if a neo-con is lying?
When his lips are moving. |
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